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I finally picked out and ordered most of my new furniture.

In case you sell or will sell furniture... Don't charge me (or anyone else) 9,800 for a plain mahogany round pedestal table, even if it's solid mahogany. And don't charge me 18,000 for a table you call "kierkegaard" unless he personally used it or wrote something on it (in indelible ink) (and you can prove it).

And.... don't charge three times as much for the same brand, same item when other trustworthy merchants sell it for 1/3 the price!

The amount of money I or anyone else has is completely irrelevant to these stipulations. So there.