A Little Marmalade

I was working at some place and I went for a walk on my break. I came to a trash can and looked inside because I was bored and saw some marmalade. I really like marmalade and I was upset because who would throw away marmalade?! So I picked it out of the trash and took it back to work with me. Before anybody could see me, I put it in the cupboard. The next morning, I came in and saw all my coworkers enjoying marmalade with their coffee. And everyone was asking who brought in this great marmalade. With a smile on my face, I took the credit. Everyone was happy and it all worked out.